Sep 13 2008
Leftover Chinese Needs a Better Sense of Humor

Skipping straight to the punchline and knowing it’s correct? Either I’m good at the daily jumble or have an extremely cheesy sense of humor. I got the answer in a few seconds and it made me chuckle. I’m lame. I know.
My Suggested Riddles for the Daily Jumble:
- What Jughead’s friends called him after his rehab stint for heroin use. *NEEDLE NOSE*
- Why the Olympian broke up with his girlfriend. *She wasn’t “GOLD” standard*
- What the Pig said to Shaggy when they saw a ghost? *ZOINKS!*
- What happened when the Queen exploded in a helicopter? *she RAINED all over the place*
- What the future EMT needed after getting into a car accident. *a CRASH COURSE*
