Apr 09 2008
Leftover Chinese Apparently Owns a Religion
Me: “Sorry Mom, I don’t think a simple letter will do. You’ll have to fill out this complicated form so your brother can visit the country and not be seen as a drain on American resources.
Mom: “…I’ll just write a letter.”
Me: “Yeah, I don’t think it works that way anymore…but there’s not much else I can do. Sorry…not my policy, not my president.”
Mom: “No…it’s not the president…it’s YOUR muslims!”
Dear Islam: I’m sorry a shade over half the country feels that way about your religion. I’ll do what I can to curtail the ignorance.
Your Pal,
Leftoverchinese
Yeah, my mom says the same kind of stuff.