Saturday, April 29

Leftover Chinese Just Shakes His Head

Scene - Bar Men's Room. Time - 1:00am. Conversation - Bathroom Ads.

Drunk Frat Dude at the Urinal: "What's with this ad? Who would put this ad up in a bathroom?"
Leftover Chinese in the Stall: "I don't know, dude, I just see Seth Green on a Dinosaur."
Drunk Frat Dude at the Urinal: "This ad is so stupid. I can't believe they would put this up. I would know, I WENT TO BUSINESS SCHOOL."
Leftover Chinese in the Stall: *head shake*
Drunk Frat Dude on his way out: "That ad is so stupid, man."
Leftover Chinese on his way out: "Well, you see, you're talking about the ad...so it did its job."
Drunk Frat Dude exiting: "HAHAHA OH HAHAH. That's pretty funny, bro. I know you're clowning me and all but that's funny."
Leftover Chinese: *head shakes*

Once in a while, I wonder if I wasted my time getting that business degree...should I have challenged myself at least a little bit?

. . [~] . 0 (Grumble) Grumbles .


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