Leftover Chinese Gets Digital Cable

What the hell am I going to do with a few hundred channels? I'm usually home and awake less than two hours per day during the week. I guess I got sick of having ten watchable channels to chose from when I did want to sit down and watch television. Not only that, I'm dropping a few extra bucks a month for NBA TV and a few other sports channels. I can keep up with Italian league futbol, college basketball in rural Oregon, and semi-professional golf. This definitely sounds like a wise expenditure (not really).

First Moment of Justification: The episode of A-Team where Ba Baracus and Hulk Hogan spend every scene they share competitively arguing. The sight of two grown men wearing bright red 'Hulkamania' shirts arguing about how macho they are is classic.

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