Feeling kinda Luigi today



Have you ever wondered what it's like to be Luigi? What is it like growing up with your last name being your more famous brother's first name (I looked it up)? Mario Mario owns the spotlight while Luigi Mario is famous for being the most difficult character to use in Super Mario Brothers 2. The New-old-high-school-semi-acquaintance-turned-friend Brooke, theorized that Mario probably saved kittens from trees and won science fairs while Luigi hid jars of animal parts in the back shed. Rhetorical questions we discussed during our failed quest to 'beat the princess':

Why all the pits and floating elevators? What is mushroom land like during peacetime?

I instinctively know the location of hidden extra guys and coin banks. What should I have remembered instead? Geometry?

When the brothers beat a level, why do they lower the peace flag? You'd think the flag would go up.

Is it more painful to eat the mushroom and enlarge, or step on a goomba and shrink?

What message would Nintendo have sent to children if Mario and Luigi could get hurt from their own fireballs?

When fireworks go off, does Bowser get angrier?

Do the dance.

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