Greasing the Wheels


I get quite a bit of junk mail these days for business opportunities that could potentially make me a lot of money. Most of the time, I immediately toss the unopened envelopes into the trash. Making deals - not the focus of my job, so it's a waste of their time and resources. In order from left to right...a business cast the proverbial reel with: Seeds, Cash Money, an Air Freshener, and a four-leaf clover. Looks like the next week will feature nothing but luck, right? So I guess I'm going to spend the seeds, plant the money, keep the air freshener in my back pocket and hang the clover. Good times.

. . [~] . 0 (Grumble) Grumbles .