- I have seen (2) people trip and fall on the lot that my workplace building sits on. I wonder if this doesn't happen at least once every day.
- A former roommate interviewed for a position that has an office located in the same building that houses my day job. If said job is offered and accepted, it would make it the fourth (4th) building in which we will send an e-mail to each other while being under the same collective roof.
- The above paragraph was the second (2nd) small-world occurrence today.
- I made forty dollars ($40) today selling a coat-tree that I had inherited from my office predecessor. She had inherited the tree from her predecessor. Using the precedent set in the case of 'Finders vs. Keepers,' I am not obligated to send money back up the tree.
- Buying Two (2) McSausage Biscuits and Two (2) McHashbrowns for two dollars ($2) is a better deal than utilizing the one dollar ($1) special plus a single McSausage biscuit (priced at $1.75). I can't spell biscuits for the life of me. Saving the 75 cents is a better deal than throwing away the second McHasbrown.
- You know you're comfortable with your friends and your respective dating situations when you publicly use the term 'constipation' at a restaurant table without caring what the ladies at the next table think.