Scene: A Conversation of Convenience (loosely based on my life)

*answer telephone*
A(spoken): "Please send me document A. I'd rather not walk all the way across the office to get the paper file."
B: "Um...okay. If I have it electronically, I'll send it to you."
A: "Thanks."
*check electronic files. find nothing. locate paper copy*
B(emailed): "I don't have it electronically, would you like a fax?"
B(muttered to the monitor): "Do you still want me to walk across my office to fax it to a place you'll might have to get up and walk to get?"
A: "Yes."
*blankly stare at computer for a few moments. recall telephone conversations where person on other line loses breath during long sentences. shake head*

Where in the Interweb is Carmen San Diego?

Recent Search terms that aren't disturbing:
- don majkowski every rose has its thorn (packer fan)
- "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS" (fans of legendary movie lines)
- pics of nellyville sitting down (once upon a time, this image was on the internet)
- chinese new year "bowl of oranges" (year of the rooster)
- Rendezvous Milwaukee female (fun at first)
- "go brewers" video (this must be found)

Successful Impromptu Traffic Move of the Day

The Q-Turn: Start in the left turn lane, turn left towards right hand corner of wide perpendicular street. Stop at the corner angled toward the left side of the street. Pull a sharp turn and stop at right hand corner of perpendicular street in position to make a legal right turn on original street. Discuss legality of q-turn.

Closing Stats

Bucks victories seen at the United Center: Zero out of three.
Amount of game witnessed: 2.5 quarters.
Servings of red meat: 2.
7am temperature: 50 degrees
5pm temperature: 32 degrees

done.

. . [~] . 0 (Grumble) Grumbles .