How a Sleazy Friend Helps Those With "Girl Problems" through Instant Messages

Step 1: Get to the problem
E!: ...so what's the girl problem?
griz: just friends competing for my attention...haha

Step 2: Suggest the Player's Fantasy
E!: hit it and quit
griz: well we're already friends.
griz: so it best not be in that fashion.

Step 3: Suggest the evil player's fantasy
E!: ah...then hit it twice and quit
griz: funny a third...who i just met at a bar last week just called.
griz: this is way too complicated.

Step 4: Get serious for a second
E!: you have to pick one, or be alone...
griz: i can't.
griz: i want them all.
griz: i'm leaning towards the most casual arrangement.

Step 5: Put head back in gutter
E!: all three?
E!: different nights?
E!: you'll have to get a smoking jacket then
griz: no. the one that's not in my programme.
griz: the least long-term potential.
E!: hahhaha
grizzay: i guess in the end i'm always attracted to the vixen.

Step 6: Dispense Sage Advice
E!: follow your heart's cock
griz: he has no heart.

Step 7: Wait for Moment of Enlightenment
griz: that's the crux of the problem.
griz: oh wait. now i get you.
griz: you're right.
griz: ha
griz: all along i was following my cock's heart.
E!: FLIP THE SCRIPT
griz: i'll flip what i can, homie

The End.

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