Everybody Else is Doing it...

Courtesy of Aarron, I shall follow suit and waste 45 seconds of your time reading things that may or may not be true about me. Rememeber when friends would forward annoying e-mails with questions like this? Me neither...

Three Names You Go By:
1. Eddie (or Ed-D)
2. Ed
3. Edlo

Three Things You Like About Yourself:
1. Great situational memory
2. I cook by feel, never by formula
3. I'm not ashamed to admit that I own two bowling balls and my own bowling shoes

Three Things You Hate About Yourself:
1. Out of the goodness of their hearts, my parents instilled in me an unhealthy tendency to be self-doubting where everything is approached with an "I can't" attitude
2. I can't memorize movie lines or song lyrics worth a damn
3. I think more and say less

Three Parts of Your Heritage:
1. Chinese
2. Filipino
3. The Suburbs

Three Things You're Afraid Of:
1. Asphyxiation
2. Walking by myself and approaching a group of Caucasians walking in the opposite direction on the street at 3am
3. The executive branch

Three of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. Between 6.5 and 7.5 hours of sleep
2. Background Music
3. Chicken or rice...sometimes together.

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Watch
2. Shoes
3. Wife-beater

Three of Your Favorite Bands:
1. Parliament/Funkadelic
2. Van Halen
3. Rancid

Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present:
1. Forty Days (Billy Brooks)
2. Road Leads where it's Led (Secret Machines)
3. The Lemon Song (Led Zeppelin)

Three Things You Want To Try In The Next 12 Months:
1. Piano with a band
2. Bench press 225 lbs
3. Sex

Two Truths & A Lie:
1. I've never been in a fight
2. Once upon a time in 'aught-two', the internet played a role in a one-night stand
3. I love NASCAR

Three Things You Just Can't Do:
1. Jog without pain
2. Date more than one woman at the same time
3. Beat Super Mario Brothers 3

Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. People watching
2. Making fun of people as I watch them
3. Voicing those comments to whomever is with me

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1. Find a wad of cash on the sidewalk
2. Tell people what I really think of them
3. Stare at the Periodic table of elements

Three Careers You're Considering:
1. Lawyer
2. Musician
3. Novelist

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1. Hong Kong
2. London
3. Moscow

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Set foot on every continent including Antarctica...hell, make that sub-continent.
2. Hit a baseball out of a major league ballpark (aluminum bat)
3. Raise an extremely nerdy son/daughter

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