Ten minutes to eight and less than seven hours after falling asleep, I found myself half-asleep on a quiet train. Enter the crazy guy with a loud voice two stops from my destination. Behind me, I heard him yell at some guy. The thin man with thick rimmed glasses walked across the train car. He stopped, whirled around and criticized the guy's gloves, jacket, shoes and pants. He then advised the gentleman to go back to his own country and that he declared a mission to clean up America starting today. Everybody in the train did their best to ignore him. I didn't turn around to see who the victim was, but I couldn't do anything about the situation. One stop later, most of the car cleared out.