"Sometimes I feel so nice, I wanna try myself with you..."



Six extremely shallow reasons I shouldn't be so single and dateless these days:

1. I clean up well (see figure).
2. I weigh less than 190 pounds and can bench-press more than my weight.
3. I have a lot of stuff.
4. This past year's salary bonus was equivalent to the per capita GNP of many countries in the world.
5. I palm basketballs, my shoe size is 11.5-EEE and I can run a 7:15 mile (sports).

Sorry, I had to get that out my system...tune in tomorrow for more cynical comments about why the world sucks.

. . [~] . 0 (Grumble) Grumbles .