I try to not talk about my occupation, but today I feel the need to share a few lessons:
1) small dinner + whiskey = nausea
2) standing with a plate of asian food while eating with chopsticks: that guy.
3) those 'below' you seek your help if they respect you.
4) Said holiday event was at the Museum for Contemporary Art. Out of 150 people, I estimate about 20 actually walked around the museum and looked at the art...sad.
5) those who think you're worth more than you're paid will tell you so when they're wasted.
6) I still hate work functions.