Twenty Six

By the Numbers:
26 - The age where I am now closer to thirty than twenty.
25 - My assumed age according to my parents since they're convinced that I was born in 1979.
24 - Hours a day my mind is preoccupied with either music, sex, or real estate.
23 - Least favorite/most depressing/worst age ever.
22 - Average number of days a month I take public transportation.
21 - Number of Rush albums I own on compact disc.
20 - Number of years since I put my mom's yellow Volvo in reverse and rolled it into a fence.
19 - Number of years I have known Nick.
18 - Number of years since seeing my first Milwaukee Bucks game.
17 - Approximate number of hours a day I am awake.
16 - The age I drove my parents' Benz around town on a regular basis.
15 - Years since Nintendo ruined my attention span.
14 - Years since my last piano lesson.
13 - Age that is halfway between now and 1978.
12 - Number of people in my nuclear family including sisters-in-laws and nieces.
11 - Number of years I've been a 'guitarist.'
10 - Number of years I've had a drivers license.
9 - My estimate of the number of people who probably don't like me.
8 - Number of states I have visited in the last two years.
7 - Number of apartments I've called home since I moved out of the folks house.
6 - Number of countries I have visited.
5 - Days since my last visit to Wisconsin.
4 - Number of pay-raises I've received at my job since I started 2.5 years ago.
3 - Number of former roommates who are now married (out of four possible).
2 - Number of ex-girlfriends I've collected since high school.
1 - Number of speeding tickets received, lawsuits involved, and scars that I have received as a result of falling over while fleeing a houseparty.

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