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Self-indulgent topic sentence. Supporting sentence. Supporting sentence. Tangental information. Another self-indulgent observation. Sarcastic remark. Rhetorical question.

Introduction to situation. First event. Second event. Initial theory. Third event. Cynical observation. Self-depricating comment. Attempt to relate to audience, if any. Sarcastic remark. Finish with "..."

One-sentence summary or random fact.

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