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Listening to the Sea and Cake while you're busting your ass into the wind doesn't exactly get you going.

Listening to the Run Lola Run soundtrack seems to make the world move by faster...for about a song.

A tail wind ain't so bad, either.

I set up a chess club and we meet in two weeks for bi-monthly round robin action.

Back in high school, I set up a chess club in without (a) meeting with an administrator or (b) showing up to one meeting.

The chess playing teacher (and former prison dentist turned wrestling coach) who volunteered his time for this club refused his bonus check because nobody showed up.

I'm a horrible chess player.

The commuter who sat next to me this afternoon spent her entire ride on the train calling six different people to announce the pregnancy of her friend.

I snapped myself wide awake three times last night then had trouble waking up in the morning.

With the little effort I plan to spend on my Halloween costume, I expect it will be as awesome as the fork.

For Halloween in '01, I walked around and put checkmark stickers on people because I was a "Chinese Checker."

Did you laugh yet?

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