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Recently, I've been too lazy to read during my commutes home. I usually waste the time dozing off a few minutes at a time. Each time I snapped awake this afternoon, I looked up to see a different person staring at me. It was unsettling.

I'm on the telephone machine a bit more these days while at the job. I'm not sure if I've always been socially inept, but I have no idea what passes for small talk these days. There has to be something other than weather and sports to kick conversations off. When asked "How's Chicago?" I have to stop myself from saying "Chicago is a city." That answer only works in person. Suggestions welcome.

Speaking of being socially inept, you'd think that a website meant to romantically match "Geeks" would feature HTML code similar to what you would have seen on the internet in 2000. Currently, the aforementioned site looks like an AOL homepage from 1997. All that is missing is a flying toaster and those stupid flying cupid graphics.

I'm pondering a retun of Leftover Chinese: The Beefcake Years ('98-'01). I think that era peaked when could bench 1.285 times my playing weight. These days, I'm a little heavier and much weaker. Since my legs won't let me snap off more than one jog on a weekly basis, I feel compelled to return to the process repeatedly picking things up and putting them down as a form of exercise. Is it worth the monthly fee?

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