A third hurricane in less than a month is about to hit Florida. The President is getting attacked on his National Guard Service duty. The Marlins are playing home games in Chicago. There is escalating violence in Iraq despite the fact that 'major combat' was declared over months ago. A 'Cannonball run' race gets thwarted in Italy. Alan Keyes is going to fire shots at everything while he still has peoples' attention. Oprah gave away free cars to her audience. A Texas Rangers reliever threw a chair into the crowd watching baseball in Oakland. Bomb-sniffing dogs delay my daily commute on the train these days.
Let's all read this a few years down the line and think to ourselves: "Two Thousand Four...What a time to be alive!"
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