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Last night kicked off the exhibition pro football season. Right now the temperature is below 60 degrees and the sun just went down. Summer is already short in these parts...we don't need it to be shorter. In celebration of the depressing feeling I call 'end of summer,' let's examine some search terms.

This Web Log

- chinese beloved feeling
- chinese translation for Van Halen
- phish overalls
- Chinese typesetter photo
- "weber grill" lawsuit
- "david lee roth quotes
- "go you packers go go" lyrics
- mcdonalds 49 cent cheeseburger 21
- powertab metroid
- lincoln park trixies

I'm not sure what exactly these people are looking for, but the word Chinese still gets me plenty of stranger-traffic. I can't draw any parallels here. I just wanted to waste space.

Friendster

It's a fad that seems to be gaining steam despite the fact that nerdier folks like me have moved on to dorkier networking sites. One of their gimmicks features search terms based on your 'network'. Earlier today, ten search terms in my network consisted of:

1. how to dress emo
2. punk chicks
3. marc jacob's shoes
4. first sign of pregancy
5. wendy wong
6. hot filipino
7. indian females
8. sweater vests
9. free ringtones
10. how to tell if your pregnant

So people in my network (currently 151,151 folks 3 degrees away) want to dress emo, think that they are pregnant, seek this wong person, and are looking for a hot filipino. I'm right here, ladies.

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