The Open Letter

To the person who tossed/placed/left a lit, half-smoked cigarette on the hood of my car:

What the hell were you thinking? Somehow I defied the odds and showed up minutes after you tossed the cancer stick. Something didn't seem right as I approached my car and noticed a nice stream of smoke rising from my car. I doubt my car would have started on fire, but c'mon dude...watch where you toss that shit before walking back into your building.

. . [~] . 0 (Grumble) Grumbles .