Watch that Wind

It was windy as all get-out (EDITED : SEE COMMENT) today. I was on my way back to the gauntlet after a short lunch and had to fight my way through flying sand, debris, and paper. Some guy stepped out of his office building covering his head. I thought to myself: "what's wrong? did he hit his head?" I got closer and realized the thruth. No, the man didn't walk out looking for some ice...he was holding his comb-over down. Think about this: you're trying to deny baldness. On a windy day you have to keep your hair strands across that dome. Why else would a person hold his hair down like that? Does that not give it away? Just go with what you got, dude...nothing wrong with a bald head.

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