Mail Call

If I had fans, I'd answer the letters and questions sent to me via e-mail. However, since that's not the way Leftover Chinese exists. I get nothing tossed my way. I don't lament though....I still get mail. Since I don't have anything good to say today, let's open up the mailbag....courtesy of my yahoo dot com address.

One.

What's up,

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stop offerz

Dear Stop Offerz:

What the hell is a cli.max? I am unfamiliar with that term. Perhaps you come from a land where "rmo" means something. Unfortunately, I'll have to decline your offer to give "my mate the pleasure they deserve." For you see, you start with a singular pronoun and end plural....that and I would need a mate for that of what you sell.

Two.



Dear guy in the coat:

I'm not a pill-popper and those prices mean nothing to me. Is that per pill or per bottle of twelve pills? In the off chance that I am: (1) in too much pain to sleep; (2) need something to put me out; (3) feel the need to stop my appetite; and most importantly, fail to give "my mate the pleasure they deserve"...I'll call you guys up.

Three.

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Four.

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Five.

susan,

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holia

Dear Susan/holia:

....what?!

. . [~] . 0 (Grumble) Grumbles .