Just this once...

A conversation that transpired today...

Me: "I'd like to have these keys copied."
*man examines keys and hesitates*
Nice Man who's both a cobbler and keymaster: "Sure, I can duplicate this one for you, but this key says "do not dupilicate."
Me: "Hey, that's okay."
Nice Man who's both a cobbler and keymaster: "I don't think I can do that."
Me: "You can help me out, my plants are going to die if I don't get these keys..."
Nice Man who's both a cobbler and keymaster: "Well I guess I can do it, but it says do not duplicate..."
Me: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you copied the keys."
Nice Man who's both a cobbler and keymaster: "you won't tell anyone?!" *puzzled look* "uh....well...allright"

This just confirms the fact that I can't think on my feet. I just acted like it didn't even matter that it said "do not duplicate" on my key....oh well, living off the advice that no one really cares unless the key reads: "unlawful to copy", I went ahead a assumed it meant nothing.

. . [~] . 0 (Grumble) Grumbles .