I'm not an elephant, I must be an ass.

Ed: Hey ed...where do you sit on the political fence?
Eddie: Somewhere on the left.
Ed: Okay, then....well, take this TEST to see which possible presidential candidate your view agree with!
Eddie: Will do...shall I post my answers on this site?
Ed: Sure, I don't think the Feds are checking to see if you hate America.
Eddie: Okay then, I wonder what my brother will score. He's a self-proclaimed Libertarian.
Ed: I guess he'll have to check to see what he thinks.
Eddie: Okay then, I looking at my results, I feel that while I agree with Kucinich's views 100%, he's not moderate enough to win an election with the general public.
Ed: So what does that mean?
Eddie: On an idealistic level, I support Kucinich, but in terms of an agreeable candidate for Middle America, I'm a Howard Dean supporter.
Ed: That's good.
Eddie: Why am I talking to myself?
Ed: I don't know, its kind of strange.
Eddie: Okay ed...i'll stop talking to myself and i'll just post my results:

1. Kucinich, Cong. Dennis, OH - Democrat (100%)
2. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (97%)
3. Green Party Candidate (97%)
4. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (84%)
5. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (81%)
6. Jackson, Cong. Jesse Jr., IL - Democrat (77%)
7. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (76%)
8. Leahy, Patrick Senator, Vermont - Democrat (75%)
9. Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol IL - Democrat (74%)
10. Gephardt, Cong. Dick, MO - Democrat (74%)
11. Socialist Candidate (72%)
12. Biden, Senator Joe, DE - Democrat (72%)
13. Graham, Senator Bob, FL - Democrat (70%)
14. Feingold, Senator Russ, WI - Democrat (67%)
15. Lieberman Senator Joe CT - Democrat (67%)
16. Kaptur, Cong. Marcy, OH - Democrat (60%)
17. Clark, Retired Army General Wesley K "Wes" Arkansas - Democrat (59%)
18. Feinstein, Senator Dianne, CA - Democrat (50%)
19. Libertarian Candidate (47%)
20. Bradley, Former Senator Bill NJ - Democrat (42%)
21. McCain, Senator John, AZ- Republican (29%)
22. Buchanan, Patrick J. – Reform/Republican (24%)
23. Hagelin, John - Natural Law (21%)
24. Bush, George W. - US President (18%)
25. Phillips, Howard - Constitution (14%)
26. Vilsack, Governor. Tom IA - Democrat (2%)
27. LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat (-10%)

Take the test!

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