Dec 02 2008

Leftover Chinese Went to a Cat Show

“You’re leaving town early to watch cats?!” is what my mother said when she learned of our plans to leave the thanksgiving sojourn Saturday morning. Yes. We went to the local cat show.

It was everything I expected it to be: cat people, cat sweaters, cat puns, cat judging and…cats. We were clearly outsiders as many folks wanted - nay, begged - us to engage in cat conversation only to be met with a polite nod and slow but defiant turn of the head. One highlight involved a certain troupe of (non-purebred) acrobatic cats who are trained to do certain tricks. If you have nine minutes to spare, you’ll learn that cats are as obedient as you think.

[After all that is your cat fancy still not sated? My friend Brooke has an excellent account on her blog.]

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Nov 25 2008

Leftover Chinese’s countdown to the GRE

Yes.  I’m taking it in a few weeks…and I hope that creating sentences will help me memorize the following words:

Meticulous: The scientist’s note taking was very meticulous; notebooks were found all over his office.

Zealous: The zealous fan received a restraining order.

Hedonism: Pouring gravy over everything to enjoy the taste is an example of hedonism.

Loquacious: Little Annie’s loquacious manner helped her dominate the conversation.

Endemic: The poison arrow frog is endemic to tropical jungles.

Implacable: The implacable political views of many make constructive discussion difficult.

Idolatrous: Every generation features a pop music group that cultivates a idolatrous fan base.

Convention: The process of boiling drinking water has become a convention in many societies.

Probity: The disgraced sheriff was once lauded for his probity.

Refulgent: The refulgent shard of glass attracted many apes.

Insipid: After complaining about the dinner’s insipid taste, his wife threw the salt shaker across the table.

Polemical: Although known for his polemical political style, his adversaries respected him.

Inchoate: The inchoate idea was full of flaws and required more thought.

Impetuous: Jack’s impetuous behavior makes it difficult to predict his future.

Halcyon: The halcyon music set the waiting room at ease.

Occlude: The legislation occluded the group’s rights to marry.

Dissemble: Her attempts to dissemble the affair were in vain; there’s no hiding from the press.

Proclivity: The teacher’s proclivity towards favoring gifted students was not received well by her principal.

Infelicitous: The infelicitous comment offended the host; the dinner was ruined.

Profligate: His profligate spending resulted in large credit card bills and rooms full of junk.

Inimical: The swing was more inimical than he estimated; broken wrist.

Opprobrium: He could not face his peers after the opprobrium made them lose their salary bonuses.

Mendacity: Reports of mendacity forced the used car salesman to defend himself to the Better Business Bureau.

Penury: The recent collapse of the economy will send many into penury.

Ebullience: The preacher’s ebullience lifted the spirits of many at the church.

Dogmatic: Some see intelligent design as a dogmatic principle; whereas some see evolution as dogmatic as well.

Enervate: The spells were used to enervate the enemy’s Monster Level.

Effrontery: Exposed to great effrontery, the customers were not impressed with the Broker’s personality.

Capricious: The CEO’s capricious approach to running the company made it difficult to forecast the stock price.

Canonical: Her canonical approach to nursing offended her Wicca friends.

Axiomatic:  Americans tend to hold an axiomatic attitude towards freedom…but what exactly is freedom?

Audacious:  Evil Kinevil’s audacious stunts overshadow his shady treatment of rivals.

Arduous: The arduous process of marathon training breaks many spirits.

Approbation: Saving the children from the burning car earned the good Samaritan approbation from passerby.

Alacrity: The new employee attacked the mundane tasks with surprising alacrity.

Obtuse: The authorities did not believe the suspect’s obtuse approach to their questioning.

Neogolism: The Oxford dictionary recently added “meh” as part of it’s annual group of neologisms.

Nascent: Countries with a nascent governmental structures tend to be characterized by instability.

Magnanimity: Time Maganize’s people of the year are recognized for their magnanimity.

Irascible: Helpless to curb their teenager’s irascible behavior, the parents considered medication…unfortunately that made junior mad.  Very mad.

Inured: India’s untouchables are inured to public scorn.

Fulminate: The mob fulminated the riot police’s threats to break out the tear gas.

Exigent: After the heart attack, Raul needed exigent aid.

Inveigle: His promotion was awarded in part from effective inveigling.

Intransigent: The intransigent divorce lawyer was a favorite among jilted partners.

Incipient: The fact that he could no longer win footraces was increasingly incipient.

Impecunious: Finding the company impecunious, the owner filed for bankruptcy.

Didactic: The didactic example was inappropriate to use in the classroom.

Demur: In his attempt to demur the dictator’s plan, he wound up in a gulag.

Complaisance: The teen’s complaisance made him an easy target for practical jokes.

Cogent: Against all odds, the lawyer’s cogent argument lead to the charges being dismissed.

Chary: The injury left the boxer chary about getting back into the ring.

Pernicious: Inhaling fumes is a pernicious habit that can have dire consequences.

Penurious: Seen as penurious with money, the family didn’t expect presents.

Odious: The manager’s odious personality lead to constant employee turnover.

Sanction: State-sanctioned punishment is a hot topic among many.

Redoubtable: The redoubtable act of saving lives is respected by many.

Putrefy: As the sandwich began in putrefy unnoticed, it gave off a terrible smell.

Heretical: Over time, some opinions and views seen as heretical have become accepted.

Harangue: Some people believe the harangue was delivered as such so the speaker to could hear itself speak.

Ephemeral: The ephemeral moments of copulation left the couple feeling awkward and unsatisfied.

Eclectic: The band’s eclectic style of music earned it critical praise, but few new fans.

Torpid: After noticing their pet acting somewhat torpid, the concerned owners took it to the vet.

Stoic: The stoic reaction to the terrible events left many to wonder if he would ever feel emotion again.

Prevaricate: After accusing the salesman of prevaricating the about the guarantee, the customer left in a huff.

Predilection: The alcoholic’s predilection towards beer instead of liquor doesn’t make the fact that he’s a drunk less severe.

Precipitate: Rattling the cage did a lot to precipitate the bird’s freak-out.

Perspicacious: The detective’s perspicacious eye revealed more clues than initially thought.

Perfidy: The songwriter’s music reflected much pain due to a former lover’s perfidy.

Paean: The church’s paean was interrupted by the power outage.

Onerous: Though an onerous guilt weighed heavily on the CEO, he accepted the golden parachute nonetheless.

Obviate: Wearing a bulletproof vest to the duel, Alexander Hamilton would have obviated the mortal wound.

Castigation: The legal castigation caused the senator to resign; then he woke up and told his mistress about the nightmare.

Canon: The monks have been following the canon for centuries.

Bucolic: The bucolic painting reminded him of life back on the farm.

Glib: The glib enthusiasm shown by the employee was no surprise to his soon-to-be former bosses.

Phlegmatic: The parent was incensed by his child’s phlegmatic attitude toward the punishment.

Intrepid: Despite receiving a black eye, standing up to the bully was seen as intrepid among his classmates.

Quotidian: Reaching out for my newspaper in a bathrobe is a quotidian event.

Quixotic: The idea that world peace can be achieved in our lifetimes is as quixotic as it can get.

Sedulous: In Secret of My Success, Michael J. Fox learned that a sedulous approach gets you nowhere unless you’re seduced by the CEO’s wife who happens to be your aunt.

Prosaic: Many assumed the prosaic painting wouldn’t have sold.

Ostentatious: The peacock is one of the more ostentatious birds in nature.

Obstinate: The obstinate customer refused to save money later by spending more now.

Hubris: The professor’s hubris even annoyed his teaching assistants.

Credulous: The credulous investors denied the existence of a pyramid scheme until the Feds showed up.

Mercurial: The mercurial lead singer was a pain the ass.

Rancorous: The rancorous tone taken by the motorist was not appreciated by the officer.

Recalcitrant:  The recalcitrant child fashioned himself a punk.

Querulous: After proving to be querulous, the employee was re-assigned within days.

Repudiate: Many politicians repudiate connections with former contacts who became felons.

Soporific: Much like sleeping pills, turkey dinners are purported to be soporific.

Terse: Terse statements can be seen as rude, while only meant to be efficient.

Pragmatic: Pragmatic thinkers tend to see the big picture and make sensible decisions.

Recondite: The recondite subtext was lost on the listener.  She had to be more explicit.

Obfuscate: In obfuscating the details, he was able to throw the investigators off the scent.

Mollify:  The antacids are meant to mollify an upset stomach.

Neophyte: The chess neophyte was an easy pushover for Bobby Fischer.

Burgeon: The burgeoning weeds made the yard work a tough task.

Axiom: The act of greeting each other is an international axiom.

Avarice: Scrooge McDuck’s avarice meant many repairs for the mansion; gold make the floors collapse in every opening sequence.

Variegated: The veriegated mutt stood out at the dog park.  Many were in awe of the color patches.

Surfeit: The surfeit supply of lunch meat began to rot.

Spurious: The spurious rumors were quelled by the press conference.

Specious: Claming that everything is the fault of the Clintons a specious claim.

Salubrious: The manager of the health spa helped customers with salubrious dietary advice.

Laconic: The laconic manner in which he spoke hinted to some depressants.

Dilettante:  After her first slip, the art snobs treated their new friend as a dilettante.

Malevolent: Hate speech is a malevolent form or communication.

Aesthetic: The home’s aesthetic made it a frequent stop in the Parade of Homes.

Voracious: A bear’s voracious appetite for fish make it perfect for nature films.

Veracity: Exemplary veracity is a sign of integrity.

Truculent: The boxer was put in a truculent state of mind before the fight.

Ascetic: The ascetic took a vow of silence.

Tacit: Though the sign asked patrons to check their firearms at the door, hunting knives may have been tacitly included.

Vexation: The noise was a vexation that tested the tenant’s patience.

Vituperate: When the boy hit his little sister, both parents were quick to vituperate.

Maverick: She billed herself as a maverick, despite her running mate’s voting record.

Aggrandize: The pain began to aggrandize after the initial impact.

Alchemy: The alchemist was seen as a savior of sorts until metal became too expensive.

Pithy: The librarian’s pithy reminder to be quiet rarely disturbed the rest of the room.

Immutable: After signing the mortgage papers, the decision became immutable.

Imperturbable: The surgeon was know for his imperturbable manner during tense moments.

Desiccate: A desiccate was used to protect the shoes from moisture damage.

Platitude: His platitude about the bow in her hair was considered patronizing.

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Grumble Grumble

Nov 05 2008

Yes Leftover Chinese Can

There are events in life I categorize as a major ‘LOL’: like earlier this year when I muffed a guitar solo on live TV and laughed at myself.  There are events in life I categorize as ‘woah!’: Like when I somehow calmly delivered a speech at my high school graduation. Still, there are other events I file under ‘WTF?’ - Like the time I almost fell off the really big slide at a water park in Orlando, FL when I was a wee lad.

Last night featured rare combination of all three with an extra dose of historical significance. I was fortunate enough to attend President-Elect Obama’s rally/acceptance speech last night in Grant Park. Time will tell if the story will amaze my future grand children. That depends on whether or not the term will be considered a success, but for now we can view the event as a significant turning point both culturally and historically. I took a few pictures.


Much like the only rally I’ve attended before this, a lot of time was spent navigating huge crowds. It was a bit hectic just outside Grant Park as the streets teemed with celebrants and ticketed well-wishers. We eventually got herded through three check points. As returns came in to various cell-phones and Ms. B’s walkman, there would be scattered cheers among the throng. Hooray Ohio! Hooray Pennsylvania. Hooray America!


The ninety minute process through security greeted us with yet another task of finding a place to watch the proceedings. We eventually wound up in an area that let us barely see the Jumbo-tron. If I stood on my toes I could see the stage and make out a sliver of a podium. The next hour or so was spent watching CNN. It was like watching at home…except everybody screamed or booed depending on the outcome.

At this point of the night, the park was full. Not only where there thousands of people between us and the stage, there were thousands of people between us an the exits. I wouldn’t call it the most comfortable thought if you’re the type who always thinks about the worse that can happen (i.e. my mother).  The atmosphere was electric and the lead up to 10:00 PM CST (closing time for the west coast polls) was like counting down to new years. Then as soon as it hit ten, CNN cut to ‘Breaking News.’


Woo! Yeah! Allright! USA! USA!


Senator McCain gave a gracious speech. There was a round of raspberrys tossed by the crowd when he first appeared, but I can for sure say that the booing we heard through the speakers when McCain mentioned Obama was much louder and hostile. During the rest of the speech, the crowd politely applauded many of his points and cheered loud at the end. It seems that people on our end of the spectrum are ready to unify. After the speech, CNN was cut and we waited…


A huge cheer erupted when the President-Elect appeared on stage with his family. The jumbo tron flashed nothing but smiling happy people, Oprah, and a sobbing Jesse Jackson. The gravity of the situation hit me then and there. America just elected a new president.


Obama’s speech was serious; he warned that this is just a step in the process. There’s quite a bit of work to do in the next four years. The sea of digital cameras soaked in as much of the scene as possible.


When the nearby boom camera was angled correctly and I stood on my toes, I could actually see the stage. From my perspective, the podium stood in front of his Jumbotron shoulder. This confirmed to me that yes…Obama is an actual human being and not some vision dreamed up by liberal idealists.


Upon the conclusion of the speech, the Cheshire cat smile of Joe Biden flashed on the Jumbotron. The two shared a warm embrace on the stage before their families walked up, and music similar to one you’d hear at the end of an awesome movie closed the event.  We took this cue to make the journey home.


That’s a lot of people. Happy, happy people.

All in all it was a great experience.  There was some apprehension at first about making the trek to and from the spectacle, not to mention all the bad things that enter your mind, but in the end I wouldn’t have traded the good vibes and fun times among friends and Americans alike for anything in the world…except a rocket car or something…man, that would be sweet…

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Oct 27 2008

Leftover Chinese Checks In

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a quick note to the marketing wizards behind FRS brand “sustained energy choice.”

If you have permission to use Lance Armstrong’s likeness in your ads, perhaps it would be more inspiring to use something other than a picture from an apparent senate subcommittee hearing. Unless your marketing aim is to help people stay awake watching C-Span, maybe something resembling sports would do the trick. I’m no marketing wizard, but it makes more sense that way.

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Grumble Grumble

Oct 04 2008

Leftover Chinese’s September in Review

September 1st : It began innocently enough…me complaining about the end of Summer.

September 6th : Then I found myself in the hills of California’s Bay Area.

September 11th: I attended my last baseball game of the season (I think).

September 16th: Mostly regular band practices occur next to a set construction.

September 20th: Then Ms. B and I attended a wedding in Northen Virginia.

September 21st: We took a short fieldtrip around the Nation’s Capitol.

September 24th: Just a few short days later, I find myself on I-95 in Florida.

September 25th: Late afternoon golf in Port St. Lucie, FL.

September 27th: The month culiminates with a family reunion / celebration for my mom’s birthday.   My nuclear family is pretty big now.

By the numbers -

Slept in 3 Cities;
Passed through 7 Airports;
Spent 10 days away from Chicago;
and; Flew a round trip total of 7209 Miles.

…boy, my arms sure are tired.

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